AI résumé roast + glow-up
Get roasted.
Get better.
Ouchify gives your résumé the brutally honest AI roast it deserves—then shows you exactly how to make it land the interview.
Your first roast is free. Your dignity is between you and the algorithm.
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Your résumé
Senior Product Designer.pdf
The verdict
Great work.
Buried alive.
Your best achievements are playing hide-and-seek under three paragraphs of fluff.
Roast score
72
Could be legendary.
Glow-up move
Lead with quantified outcomes, then cut the jargon that makes recruiters blink twice.
No vague advice.
No polite lies.
Just better applications.
A cleaner way to level up
The sting has a point.
A fast read, a memorable roast, and clear moves for making your résumé more persuasive.
- 01
Drop the résumé
Upload a PDF, DOCX, or image. Ouchify reads the room, the wording, and the missed opportunities.
- 02
Get the honest score
Receive a sharp, funny roast that tells you why your résumé is getting ghosted—not just that it is.
- 03
Leave better than you came
Turn every callout into a clear glow-up plan with specific fixes you can actually use in your next application.
Start with the truth
A roast now.
A real plan next.
Try the fast roast for free. Unlock the detailed glow-up plan when you want feedback you can use before your next application.
Quick roast
Free
A score, a quick roast, and the honest first impression your résumé makes.
Roast my résuméGlow-up plan
Make the next version count.
Detailed AI feedback with focused rewrites and priorities for a résumé that earns a second look.
See the glow-up- Line-by-line weak-spot callouts
- Role-specific improvement priorities
- Practical rewrite direction
- A shareable roast result
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your résumé deserves better than “we’ll keep it on file.”